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spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

11 seconds agosuperwholocked-inmyheartspookygoo 7,667 notes

inconsistentblogger:

I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian governments and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”

4 hours agojayblesandyoshiinconsistentblogger 32,232 notes

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

4 hours agoshindigcravenurtube 56,622 notes

fandomanon:

miles: lets come up with nicknames for each other, kerry youre special k

kerry: thats original

miles: your new nickname is fucking asshole

4 hours agofreeedgar2o13fandomanon 4,236 notes
royalcanada:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”


No fuck that. Its exactly the boner wave

royalcanada:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

No fuck that. Its exactly the boner wave

6 hours agoroyalcanadairaffiruse 72,440 notes
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annimate:

doctorprincess:

blutunez:

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oh my fuckign god

HOW

D-DOES WHAT

HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT

6 hours agocontinuetomeow 298,571 notes

randomredux:

jessicarabbitworld:

Disney/Avatar Mashup 

Oh my god, that Esmeralda, Jessica, and MALEFICENT YES

6 hours agoninjahapocalypsedalekofchaos 7,600 notes
livelaughponderpray:

themissedone:

GOALS! LITERALLY WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY WIFE InshAllah!

I don’t care how cheesy this is I think it’s cute lol

livelaughponderpray:

themissedone:

GOALS! LITERALLY WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY WIFE InshAllah!

I don’t care how cheesy this is I think it’s cute lol

6 hours agocontinuetomeowheyballerina 3,022 notes
Myers Briggs by Mythical Creatures

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Phoenix
ESTP: Centaur
INTJ: Basilisk
ESFP: Pegasus
INFP: Unicorn
ESTJ: Hellhound
INTP: Wizard
ESFJ: Angel
ISFJ: Genie
ENTP: Sea Serpent
ISTJ: Vampire
ENFP: Pixie
ISFP: Siren
ENTJ: Griffin
ISTP: Werewolf
ENFJ: Fairie

6 hours agospac3bugreadingontheroof 13,335 notes#genie!
mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

diamond-sound:

eridans-bullshit-magic:

super-galaxy-gurren-lagann:

just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

If people have the right to education then I have the right to give them brain damage

If people have the right to speak freely then I have the right to silence them permanently.

13 hours agoland-of-water-and-quartziliketoeatsalamanders 303,500 notes
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

13 hours agorippedjeanslikemysoulsilemmai 131,807 notes

glowpinkstah:

princessharuhi:

i shouldn’t be reblogging this but whatever i’m sad and i do what i want

*cries*

13 hours agokristylovesyoutubeilmareditroppo 105,484 notes
sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

sincerelydeerly:

a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

13 hours agoland-of-water-and-quartzsincerelydeerly 23,179 notes
13 hours agoland-of-water-and-quartzmikaturnsup 90,882 notes

some of my favourite video game titles turned into movie posters

13 hours agocerebralengineevescontroller 5,515 notes
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